Scary.

Yesterday Owen told us that during recess he plays Cops and Robbers with a twist. It’s ZOMBIE cops and robbers. I asked him to show me his zombie face and he started staggering around the room and moaning. Mia got an idea… took him into her room… and he emerged like THIS!

RUN!

HIDE!

We’re calling this the constipated zombie.

I don’t even know WHAT to call this… besides silly. My kids are a lethal combination.